Dracula the poodle is going out to hunt

  • Big Tom: Dracula is going out to hunt for virgin blood.
  • Big Red: Virgin blood?!
  • Ash: Have you ever seen a movie?! That's what Dracula survives on.
  • Big Red: I knew that, my dad was Hungarian.
I’m intimate with this glove compartment. — Big Tom

Djangle

  • Big Red: Did you see Djangle?
  • Ash: Do you mean Django Unchained?

Womans car attacked by self identified high elf battling evil

  • Ash: I accidentally found this piece of news, I thought you'd enjoy.
  • (http: //www.katu.com/news/local/Womans-car-attacked-by-self-identified-high-elf-battling-evil-259598811.html)
  • Brad: You don't find something like this on accident dear sister, it finds you.
Double stuffed vs regular. (See previous post about oreos)

Double stuffed vs regular. (See previous post about oreos)