Dracula the poodle is going out to hunt
Dracula is going out to hunt for virgin blood.
Have you ever seen a movie?! That's what Dracula survives on.
I knew that, my dad was Hungarian.
I’m intimate with this glove compartment.
— Big Tom
Did you see Djangle?
Do you mean Django Unchained?
Womans car attacked by self identified high elf battling evil
I accidentally found this piece of news, I thought you'd enjoy.
You don't find something like this on accident dear sister, it finds you.
How to Know Thyself
Truth mirrors reality and it logically follows that the best way to decipher the truth about yourself is by personally observing and experiencing the reality of which you are a part. Language is the means by which the context confronting…
Sorry Cubs fans
Check out numbers 34, 35 and 36:
34. The last time the Chicago Cubs won the baseball World Series, the Ottoman Empire still existed.
35. And lollipops had not yet been invented.
36. And women did not have the right to vote in the United States.
Double stuffed vs regular. (See previous post about oreos)
El Salvador castaway fisherman washes up after year adrift in Pacific
A fisherman who claims to have been lost after a storm at sea for more than a year has been giving more details about his experience. Jose Salvador Alvarenga, who is 37 and thought to be from El…
“Having set off from Mexico in December 2012, he says he survived for 14 months by drinking turtle blood and catching fish and birds with his bare hands.”