May 27, 2012
"We are brother and sister, we have the same saliva."

— David (to Donna during the Great Latin-off Spring 2012)

May 27, 2012
Kinda like the Jersey Shore
Kusuma: I mean, I just do not get the pirate thing.
David: I get zombies, zombies are like colonialists. But pirates? Pirates are dirty...they like, died of scurvy and shit. They were rapists. Now little kids are like, 'Arrrrr!!!"....kinda like the Jersey Shore.
May 24, 2012
"Looking a little ragged here…gotta clean this shit up."

— Liz

May 24, 2012
"Wait, did I tell you that I’ve been inadvertently bleaching my eyebrows?"

— Donna

May 24, 2012
"I wanted to hit her a little bit."

— Anonymous

May 24, 2012
"Assolutely Abulous? I guess that’s better than Absolutely Assless."

— Liz

May 24, 2012
R2D2?
Liz: My boss has an R2pâté2
Ash: I'm sorry?
Liz: You heard me.
May 24, 2012
"Isn’t the point of a roundabout not to have lights? I guess they missed the memo."

— Liz (while visiting Washington, DC)

May 11, 2012
Lunch Disco

Amazing.

May 9, 2012

Big Red in high school

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