Lizard Bar
- Collin: Yeah, we had to have drinks before the flight because there is a midget bar at the airport.
- Jed: So, the bar was staffed by lizards?
- Collin: No...midgets.
- Jed: Oh, I thought the lizard bar was a good idea.
Man buys toy poodles, discovers they’re actually ferrets on steroids
To highlight a few quotes from this article,
“The veterinarian informed him the ferrets ‘had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle,’…He paid $150 per poodle.”
“But if you’re thinking about buying a poodle at an Argentine market, the Daily Mail has a handy guide on how to tell whether the pooch you’re purchasing is actually a ferret.”
“Another woman interviewed by the station said she was tricked into thinking she had purchased a chihuahua at the same market.”
Don’t ever die on holy week. Your funeral will not be till after easter.
— EC
Why to bring your running clothes on vacation
- Dad: Are you bringing running clothes this weekend?
- Me: If you are, I will. What do you think?
- Dad: Sure. Just in case the cars breakdown and we have to run to a bar.
Aged Prosciutto (Date of this conversation: February 2013)
- Big Red: I love prosciutto so much that I have had some in the freezer for years.
- Big Tom: Yeah, circa 2009, just cleaned it out last week.
Have you ever hit whole foods buffet for breakfast? It’s goddamn moutwatering.
— P
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