- Collin: Yeah, we had to have drinks before the flight because there is a midget bar at the airport.
- Jed: So, the bar was staffed by lizards?
- Collin: No...midgets.
- Jed: Oh, I thought the lizard bar was a good idea.
Tampa is awesome. — Jed
I should have known he was no good by his casio watch. — MMD
Don’t ever die on holy week. Your funeral will not be till after easter. — EC
Why to bring your running clothes on vacation
- Dad: Are you bringing running clothes this weekend?
- Me: If you are, I will. What do you think?
- Dad: Sure. Just in case the cars breakdown and we have to run to a bar.
Aged Prosciutto (Date of this conversation: February 2013)
- Big Red: I love prosciutto so much that I have had some in the freezer for years.
- Big Tom: Yeah, circa 2009, just cleaned it out last week.
Have you ever hit whole foods buffet for breakfast? It’s goddamn moutwatering. — P